Well patriots, our prayers to the all mighty were answered! The savior Trump has returned to seek vengeance on his enemies and probably do something for the rest of us! This was a long, admittedly strange, journey to the end of this election cycle, but now we can celebrate!
The campaign was a long and sometimes scary road. We all have to admit that along with King Trump, when old man Biden dropped out we were nervous that our chances of winning had changed. That old man couldn’t keep a string of thoughts together, and that debate performance was awful! We had that competition in the bag, those libs were smart to pull the plug on him early. I mean, really they had no choice, he couldn’t keep a thought straight in his declining brain. But thank Trump-God that he refused to drop out! The one time we could actually cheer for that decrepit bag of bones! If Biden had bowed out gracefully, we might’ve been stuck with a more serious opponent.
Enough about Democrats and their losing ways. Let’s talk about our golden/orange winner! Now as I said, there were some scary campaign moments when Commy Kamala started making progress and our guy was looking a little… tired. But hey, anyone out on the campaign rally once or twice a week between golfing would be exhausted! Especially when his own fans love him so much they tried to murder him, twice! Being shot at twice is enough to tire anyone out, but not enough to change Trump! Others may have looked inside themselves and thought, “Wow, I am blatantly causing a lot of chaos and fomenting violence and division across the country,” but not our Trump! He had an awful eight minutes or so of introspection at the RNC, but that quickly faded when the crowd didn’t cheer! Smart man! I’ll include a link here to the speech so you can see for yourself. You see Deep State, I can add links too! Anyway, in case you want to save some time, it’s just before the twenty minute mark that our guy starts giving it to those dems and their witch hunts and calling for action to stop them! He went almost twenty minutes without calling for political violence! Just glad that didn’t last too long.
Baby J.D. almost threw us off our game a few times too. What was that couch stuff? Then he said that thing about cat ladies. Yes, cat ladies are gross and sad, but we need their votes! That’s the quiet part, Jackin’ Dicks Vance! C’mon, leave saying the quiet part out loud to the big guy! Luckily, Just Dance Vance did exactly that once we got the message to him; he shut up, stood back, and just danced and looked pretty. You’ll get your chance for the crazy MAGA stuff you want to do one day, little guy; you’ve just got to wait your turn!
Isn’t it great how much people expect of Democrats? They’re out there lobbing policies to help working people at every talk show they can, and all Donald had to do is go on trash semi-MAGA manspheres and talk about nonsense to win! The system we have is brilliant! Keep raising the bar for the dems, lowering it for us, and we can’t lose! Man, it is good people don’t read, Kamala had all of her plans written out so anyone could read them; good thing she couldn’t get that into words. I hate to admit it but she had some stuff people might’ve liked in there!
On top of that, we won on the backs of immigrants, again! Just like white America has been doing for generations! In 2016 it was a… kayak of immigrants? No, that’s not it, a flotilla? No, a caravan! The caravan never arrived, but it doesn’t matter! That’s why our Republicans are so great, you don’t have to give any evidence for them to believe it! This time we didn’t even need to make up some kind of group of immigrants, it was just like using the word “immigrant” in any sentence was enough! Demonizing a marginalized group that can’t fight back, always a winning strategy, it’s like the one size fits all tool in the bag.
Finally, isn’t it great that we didn’t have to go with the “stolen election” bit again? We were firing up those engines at the outset, you know, just in case “all those illegals” showed up to vote for Kamala again, but no, election interference isn’t real when we win! The whole “Big Lie” the libs were talking about for years turned out to be a big nothing! As long as you wear Republican red, you can do anything in this country without worrying about repercussions. That’s what makes this greatest country in the world! Bend the knee to the new lord Trump!
The Deep State jumped in again and added a bunch of links, don’t bother looking at their “evidence!”
Thanks for tuning in patriots!