As California continues to deal with devastating natural disasters, the true Patriots out there are asking the important questions like: Is this happening because of gays and minorities? Also, what Lib deserves the most blame? These, MAGAts, are the truly important questions that the country absolutely should be focusing on. Not “how do we help those in need?” or “does the Republican Party have any semblance of a conscience left?” but, “how can we blame those gays and immigrants?” Because really, folks, what is more important in this situation than making sure blame lands on the right groups of people?
When we look back on rebuilding the entertainment capital of our country, the place that we all depend on for our hours of staring at the real “reality,” the one on TV, what will matter? That’s right, the sorted stories about how, “if we got rid of people different than us, then everything would’ve been okay.” We don’t need studios in which to shoot the shows, we need less “others.” Shoot the shows outside, who cares? I’m sure they’ll be just as good without the liberal writers to create content. Their jobs aren’t really important anyway, the stuff we see on TV is real so just shoot reality with an iPhone! Let’s finally have that Nevada/Arizona bay we’ve been dreaming about for decades, let California sink in a storm of ash and floods!
Really MAGAts, our giant propaganda machine is right to squarely focus attention on scapegoats. If they weren’t doing that, what would the news be talking about? The American Red Cross? Firefighters who are putting their life on the line? South American immigrants who are risking life and limb to protect California which is, unfortunately, part of the United States that all of us Patriots claim to love? That stuff is dull. Why would we click on an article about a firefighter saving homes and then dodging fire to escape when we could read about how much immigrants and gays set our country back? Let’s save the real sympathy for floods in the southern states or hurricane damage in Florida. We true Patriots have to actually pretend to care when those things happen to OUR states, and we only have so many crocodile tears to spare.
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