Hello and good morning Patriots! Welcome to another edition of news, opinions, and life recommendations for all of you beautiful Real Americans out there! I come bearing good news. It looks as though our true President has stepped up early! It is just like Donald Trump to take over for someone early who isn’t able to do their job, such a sweet man.
It looks like Sleepy Joe has headed out of the Oval Office and back to the basement early folks. Has anyone seen him? Is he okay? Do his Alzheimer’s doctors know of his location? I’m sure King Trump is looking into it and ensuring the poor old man’s safety. After all, when Trump bravely stood up after his ear was slightly nicked by that bullet, he said it was a new day, we would all be standing together. Now granted, that was thankfully short lived because, man, were his speeches boring for that twenty minutes, but in that spirit I’m sure he’s spending time looking for good old Biden to be sure he’s safe. Trump does nothing but look out for others’ well-being.
Enough about Sleepy Joe. Look at waking Donald! He’s been all over the place! He took his new crew to a UFC fight, they went to the New York Stock Exchange, he’s been through the sun belt, hell he’s been everywhere! And yes, as the One True Trump said at Americafest in Arizona, “Is God done with this country? Now I can say confidently, no, God is not done with America,” (Donald Trump, 2024). No folks, God is certainly not done with America. Whatever has made God so happy with us, we cannot say, but having graced us with four more years of King Trump and the court of chaos jesters he keeps around him, God is certainly not done!
Trump ‘47 is also busy meeting with foreign dignitaries and making them bow to ‘Merica, already! He did an interview with the president of SoftBank where they promised a huge amount of money to America, more than they even have to give! The things this man gets people to do, the SoftBank CEO only has 30 billion total, so getting him to promise 100 billion? There’s no way that company will go bankrupt and this whole thing will backfire!
Trump also made it over to the reopening of the Notre Dame Cathedral in France. Our guy was making nice with Jill Biden (do I smell a new reality series, “The old and the Sleepy?”); now it’s been said that he was asking her, “What are we here for again? I’ve only been outside of ‘Merica with daddy Putin when we were plotting the Ukraine war,” but those rumors are COMPLETELY unsubstantiated. But, leave it to our Trump to take advantage of that old lady. Who would think that a simple conversation could lead to a perfume commercial that the Biden’s didn’t even agree to??? Trump would!
Aside from that folks, Trump is just busy being the super man that he is. Having dignitaries and spies visit Mar-a-Lago to tour the classified documents rooms, golfing with the nuclear football on the back of the cart, and Truthing all about the aliens at Roswell, all things I’ve heard he’s been up to, but of course the Liberal Media won’t report on THESE great achievements! Of course our economy is also ROARING based solely on the news that Trump our Savior will soon be back in office!
Most importantly Patriots, the liberal media is rolling over in advance to gain favor with Supreme Leader Trump. ABC was the first when they went face down, ass up for Trump when George Stephosuckagus “accidentally” defamed the Emperor in an interview. First of all how dare he call what was done to that woman rape? The judge clearly said it was alleged sexual assault which would be considered rape by a logical person; but we’re not logical in ‘Merica! Then of course the inevitable, CEOs of Amazon, Facebook, OpenAI, and countless others have given millions and bent the knee to our Overlord Trump! Not unexpected or undeserved, but fantastic to see!
It’s been an interesting month folks. People are wondering why King Trump is becoming president so early. Is it that he is so well liked that the popular opinion is “let him rule?” Is it that Sleepy Joe is locked in Mar-a-Lago somewhere, being fed by tubes? Did Putin secretly rig the election with Elon Musk to help create a Russia-America Reich? Of course not! I don’t know for sure, but what I do know is that I’m just asking questions. But what is clear is that Trump is on his way back up, baby!
13 more days folks, then the real magic will begin!