Welcome back Patriots! It is a pleasure to be writing to you today. Todays topic will be the upcoming Health and Human Services Secretary, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Mr. Trump has done it again, true believers, he has gone out and found gold. What better way of killing off all the minorities and immigrants in this country than by putting someone in power who will take away all the health services that they can afford? Then Trump eliminates OBAMA care and boom, America is great again!
Before we get to that exciting bit of future predicting, let’s review that bright, shiny RFK Jr. record that makes him overqualified to dictate the direction of healthcare and healthcare research in our country. RFK Jr. started as an environmental advocacy lawyer, stupid tree-hugger, and that’s it. I know, long explanation and a lot of qualifications, but this guy has done his research… of things he’s heard people say out loud! Like he hears someone say something, and he accepts it! Don’t waste time with research, or medical degrees, or even Google! It sounds good so it must be true.
During the COVID “pandemic,” RFK Jr. was one of few people out there looking out for you along with big daddy Trump. While people like Dr. Fauci (leftist tool) were out there saying ridiculous things like, “wear a dumb-looking mask,” and, “stay 6 feet away from people so you don’t get sick,” RFK Jr. and Trump were doing everything they could to return life back to normal by denying every bit of science they could, like heroes! From there, RFK Jr. went on to help found the “Children’s Health Foundation” which does great work to keep kids away from those dangerous vaccines. Despite saying in his book that he has had all six of his children vaccinated, RFK’s foundation is a leader in vaccine misinformation, the crux of spreading disease among all those poor people. RFK has even been found to be a superspreader of vaccine lies. That means he’s one of the best at it!
Along with that, his first move in entering the position is to remove fluoride from water. Looks like this blogger will be importing all his water from Canada, along with my vaccines! Meanwhile, the poor Americans who drink tap water and get exposed to poor people diseases will be losing teeth and dropping like flies. What better way to Make America Healthy Again than by killing off all the people spreading the sicknesses? It’s genius! Of course we may have to ask Trump to say that spine tingling phrase “You’re Fired” once all the poor people are gone, otherwise that crazy freak might kill off the rest of us too! Between his brain worm and that bear he ate and left in Central Park, he may actually think this stuff is good for people, who knows?
My only gripe with this home run of a pick by my favorite guy Trump is his dumb rip off slogan, MAHA. It sounds like a country in the middle of the pacific somewhere. Couldn’t the guy have taken ten seconds and come up with something more creative? We can’t Make America everything Again, that just doesn’t make any sense. He could’ve easily gone with something like VAG – Vaccinated Americans are Gay! See, there’s the winning rephrase, and it only took ten seconds. Kill two birds with one stone (but don’t actually suggest that to RFK), a cool slogan and piss off the libs by using the cancelled meaning of the word gay! Let’s go RFK, you could definitely use VAG!
Thanks for tuning in again Patriots, let’s keep the energy going for Trump’s plans!
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