Welcome back Patriots! Another day, another bunch of good news in the pre-presidency of Supreme Leader Trump. Trump has decided that no, shutting down TikTok would not be valuable to this great country of ours. Or, at the very least, to his never-ending presidential campaign. Would we be in the glorious situation we are in today, awaiting the Trump Presidency Part Deux, without TikTok? Probably, America finally realized the true greatness of MAGA. But is there a chance we wouldn’t be? No, but still, TikTok is now good.
So, if we went back to the beginning, why did we think TikTok should be banned in the first place? It’s not important, something about data that probably doesn’t matter. Now what’s important are the influencers. The influencers are out there touting the magnificence of our Supreme Leader and spreading the word of his greatness to the younger generation! The Dems have no idea about this, so yes, we need TikTok to stay!
Now the Libs are out there saying, well, truthfully they are not saying much on this one. But when Crooked Joe decided to sign the bill to ban TikTok unless it was sold to an American company, the Libs were saying Donald Trump wanted to ban it, too. Well Patriots, I don’t remember it that way. Even if that was true, not saying it is, just saying if it was, the past is the past! When times change, they change. Can opinions change with those times? Of course. I mean, Kamala’s opinions can’t really change because deep down she is a Lib who only cares about prisoner sex-changes and keeping the border wide open; but The Donald’s can!
Anyway, TikTok is an amazing invention that works very well for everyone involved. This is true for all of social media. Prince Elon proved this to be true by turning Twitter from a disgusting Liberal den of bad ideas and worse real-life actions into a beautiful conservative place where people can go for positivity and presidential decrees! Elon got rid of all those Libs who said the platform needed “content moderation” and edited the beauty out of the platform and replaced them with AI! Now, no one disagrees and none of the “fact-checking” keeps people from exercising their first amendment rights by saying things like, “Hunter Biden’s laptop contains government secrets.” If people want to spread conspiracy theories (about the Libs only, of course) it is their right to do so and they shouldn’t be censored!
Facebook is another prime example of social media working exactly as it was meant to. Does it have its flaws? Sure, The Golden Donald was banned for a bit and they didn’t look too kindly on the Russian bots we had that helped MAGA win in 2016, but that was all fixed! After “January 6th” (just another beautiful day in American history), the so-called guard rails came off pretty quickly, as they should have. “Content moderation” as they called it disappeared faster than the calls of election interference did after Trump won the election. No more censoring anyone no matter how crazy they sound (we see you RFK!), no more telling people not to foment insurrection, and, most importantly, all the Trump you can stand! All the time!
Finally, back to TikTok. While Truth Social is an amazing idea that gets all of the world’s greatest people together in one place, we need to tell the rest of the world about the true greatness of Trump. We need to preach it out to the world, Trump is the best! No censorship, no “fact-checking,” just pure, unadulterated love for the great dictator Trump with no regard for “facts.” We don’t need stricter laws for user privacy either, folks. The consumer protection bureau wouldn’t protect you anyway. As prince Elon and… Jester Vivek(?) have stated, that department is a waste of money. These giant corporations that basically rule the world have our best interest at heart! That’s why they funded our savior’s presidency. If they didn’t really care about us, would they have supported a president whose major plan for his presidency is to cut their taxes? I think not. To circle around to the beginning, Soon-To-Be-President-Trump has asked his Supreme Court to keep this ban from going into effect, and they will, or they will face the consequences 🙂. After all, why do we have a judiciary branch if not to serve the will of the president? This is America at its best, Patriots.
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