Well folks, the verdict is in on the Matt Gaetz witch hunt. The totally biased house ethics committee has smeared this poor, shining MAGA prince’s once sterling reputation. Matt Gaetz is an example of how the Deep State is always out to get the best conservatives we have. Those people who are always there to say, “Mr. Trump you need your ass kissed where? Let me take care of that for you.” Where would we be without government employees like that?
Through his long and illustrious career, Matt Gaetz has earned his reputation as a staunch defender of freedom. Freedom from liberals talking too much. Freedom from facts. Freedom!
What are Matt Gaetz’s accomplishments you ask? Well then I ask you, where have you been? How do you not know? He has been yelling at liberals for years in the House of Representatives and you’ve missed the whole thing?
One of the leading voices calling out the Joe Biden election steal was Matt Gaetz. How could we have stopped the steal, which we don’t talk about anymore because now that we won, election interference and vote rigging isn’t a thing (remember???) without the Florida Man? Now sure, some people believe that people elected to representative positions on the senate should work on legislation to help their constituents, but how could he do blow and young girls if he was stuck in an office writing all day? The Florida Man must be free!
Freedom, a ongoing theme in this blog, was demonstrated by Gaetz each day he was in Congress. Remember when he wore that gas mask because he didn’t want to get COVID? Even though the pandemic wasn’t real, he didn’t want to get the pretend virus while ima crowded room… anyway, he wore a gas mask.
While it may be difficult to find his work in list form, he’s been elected four times and has done a bunch of great stuff! He’s kept the libs in check and not taken shit from anybody! However, now that he has sex trafficking and drug charges smeared on his name, he will get a prestigious show on the One America news network. This is the way the greats go down in MAGA world, unfortunately the only way to get a highly successful show is to traffic a bunch of young girls, it’s sad how our country works sometimes! Anyway, don’t miss the absolutely not misogynistic, racist, and surely not xenophobic content on his new show
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