Patriots, here’s a “choose your own adventure” kind of post. The Liberal Media is busy portraying Dear Don as a corrupt, mafia style president. This is, by far, one of the least fair accusations thus far. Across the country so-called “news” organizations are decrying King Trump for firing those responsible for overseeing white collar crime, inserting an unskilled loyalist at the top of the FBI, making the justice department more functional (smaller and less capable of prosecuting white collar crimes), and using his brilliant Trump Coin to collect money from foreign influences. Well MAGAts, I have one thing to say about that, witch hunt!
What facts do the Dems have to back this up? Also, facts change based how you see the world, so what do those facts matter? They don’t, so go ahead Deep State, throw in your links, but us geniuses over here in MAGA World know exactly what to do with them: ignore, excuse, deflect. IED. The new MAGA acronym. MAGAts are equipped with IED’s that will keep us safe from your “facts.”
Back to the witch hunt, why are people so worried about white collar crime and bribery? Let’s take the Trump Coin, for example. Let’s say the world’s richest thief Vladimir Putin puts a few mil into the Trump coin one day and asks the Good Don to cut off funding and intelligence to Ukraine long enough for Russia to kill Ukrainians until Zelensky has to give up. Is that a crime? That money goes into the Don’s accounts, gets spent on fast food and goods that probably come from other countries. The fast food money goes right back into the economy, and that’s probably most of the money! Therefore, our Genius leader is forcing Putin to donate to the American economy! It works out for all of us and all it costs is Ukraine and most of the dignity the United States has left in the world!
All of this gets to a larger question MAGAts, do we care what the world thinks about us? Do we care if a committee called NATO says that the United States is an accessory to war crimes because our Russian Lapdog of a president serves only Russia’s interests? No, we don’t care. Is NATO making me feel more manly by defeating people smarter than myself, no, but Trump is! Is NATO making me feel better by saying my crazy ass beliefs about vaccines and why my life hasn’t gone where I thought it would; no, but King Trump always does! According to King Trump my beliefs are always right as long as they align with him, so let’s ditch the world and keep worshipping the One Trump!
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