Leave it to those Radical Libs to steal all the headlines, again. Here we go down the road of unlimited news about our Emperor, and all people want to talk about are Liberal fires. Ridiculous.
Well, if you haven’t heard, which is nearly impossible, California is on fire again. If it seems like we here at The Faux News aren’t being sympathetic, it’s only because we already told them how to fix this problem once. Master Trump said this very clearly when he was refusing to give aid during the one of the many California fires that happened during his presidency, sweep the damn forests! All that debris piles up, from the trees, and you have the big rakes, just send out some immigrants before they’re deported to sweep it all up!
But no, they didn’t do that, and now Hollywood is burning. Undoubtedly Joe “spend all of our petty cash” Biden will send relief out before the new King rolls into town, but what about the south? Those Patriots are about to be covered in snow! They’ve likely never seen snow, but are they getting or asking for federal handouts? Of course not. They’re real patriots. They know that money should be reserved for corporate subsidies and making up for all the money the Trump tariffs will cost America. Only for a short time, Patriots! As Prince Elon said, there will be a period of pain for Americans, not Americans like him, of course, but for the rest of us… especially the Libs!
But if we do send aid out to California, again, for a disaster they could’ve avoided with lots of brooms, what will we do when the tariffs roll out? Are we going to let America go bankrupt to save the houses of a couple of Radical Left actors’ homes? That’s not the America we know here at The Faux News. The America and the Americans we know can pick themselves up, put out their own roof fires, and not ask the government to do it for them! Let’s get that America back! Twenty more days, Patriots, and our King will be back and those Libs won’t get anything else for free!
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