The Truth
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The Rewritation of January Sixth 2020
Good morning Patriots! That infuriating time of year has come again where the Radical Left gets all up in arms about the day of love that they call an “insurrection.” It really grinds my gears that each year these Libs go to lengths hereto unimaginable to convince America that King Donald wants to have absolute…
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Is All of MAGA Racist? Not All…
The Radical Left media often asks the public to believe that the beautiful movement that is MAGA is built on racist ideals. Is this true, MAGAts? Of course not. The Libs go to this narrative because they can’t explain what MAGA really is, and I’m not going to spell out what it is here simply…
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Immigration = MAGA Breakup?
Welcome back Patriots. Are we getting a view today of MAGA and Dark MAGA’s prenups? Or is this the wedge issue? Or, more realistically, yeah right Libs, neither! If you haven’t seen it yourself, the Radical Left Media is out there again trying to sabotage us. This time it is through the soon to be…
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Michael Johnson; Just Boring Enough for MAGA to Use
Welcome back, Patriots, to another edition of the “real news!” Today we are going to be talking about Magic Mike Johnson, the boring dude from Louisiana that lets us have the Evangelical vote. It has been discussed in the news recently that even if Supreme Leader Trump wants Mike Johnson to stay the Speaker of…
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Not Saying, Just Saying I Heard: Part I
Patriots, some detrimental events occurred in our country recently. The Patriots from the real media (you know, the conservative one) are definitely not using these tragedies for their benefit by claiming someone declared war on the United States to start another ten years of money-through-warhawking schemes. Nor are they pushing some made up racist agenda!…
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Donald Trump, Land Baron
For two terms now, Donald Trump has been flexing his knowledge and expertise at real estate and land acquisition. First, he proposed that the United States buy Greenland on the cheap. That was an amazing idea! Sure, it wasn’t exactly possible or plausible, but it was a hell of an idea! Sure Greenland is covered…
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President Trump Asks, His Court Answers
Welcome back Patriots! Another day, another bunch of good news in the pre-presidency of Supreme Leader Trump. Trump has decided that no, shutting down TikTok would not be valuable to this great country of ours. Or, at the very least, to his never-ending presidential campaign. Would we be in the glorious situation we are in…
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Matt Gaetz: Florida Man, Stand Up Guy
Well folks, the verdict is in on the Matt Gaetz witch hunt. The totally biased house ethics committee has smeared this poor, shining MAGA prince’s once sterling reputation. Matt Gaetz is an example of how the Deep State is always out to get the best conservatives we have. Those people who are always there to…
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RFK Jr.; MAHA
Welcome back Patriots! It is a pleasure to be writing to you today. Todays topic will be the upcoming Health and Human Services Secretary, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Mr. Trump has done it again, true believers, he has gone out and found gold. What better way of killing off all the minorities and immigrants in…
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Prosecutions and Pardons
Sleepy Joe has once again emerged from the basement! This time he emerged to pardon his son Hunter from his many justified crimes and his obviously fair prison sentence. The nerve of this man to outwardly abuse the presidential pardon power to pardon someone’s crimes who is simply close to him! Publicly, Sleepy Joe claims…