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We Remember This Feeling
Welcome to the second inauguration day, Patriots. As the title of this entry today suggests, we here at The Faux News remember the feeling of this day from 2016. It is an overwhelming feeling that is hard to forget. So much joy. Not sadness or worry at the pit of our stomachs for what our…
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No TikTok Ban!
Patriots! Welcome back to this unprecedented second post of the day for The Faux News! It happened, folks; just as we at The Faux News predicted it would. If you have not checked back into your TikTok app because you assume it is still banned, good news! Also, if you have found this post on…
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TikTok Ban?
Could it be, Patriots? Could the beloved app that allows each person to share their thoughts on cooking and racism have disappeared forever? Is it all Sleepy Joe’s fault? The answers are no and of course, in that order. On a day when The Faux News crew woke up and thought, “Geeze, there may not…
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Presidential Inauguration Day or MLK Day?
Here we go again, Patriots. The Radical Left is once again stealing the spotlight from our Supreme Leader. The day of our new president’s inauguration is trying to be played down by the Libs by placing Martin Luther King Jr. Day on the same day! Is that not outrageous? Now these Libs are playing…
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Confirmations for Real Patriots
Great afternoon, Patriots! What a week for MAGA world! The real patriots, those who will do anything that The Trump says, are having their confirmation hearings and killing it in front of congress! You know they’re doing a good job when the Libs and RINOs are hating every minute of it. We’re watching some real…
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Fakebook
Good evening, Patriots! This has been a year of surprises here at The Faux News. Little did we think that we would be saying, “Welcome to MAGA, Mark Zuckergerg!” Much like the other happy surprises, though, Little Zucky decided to bend the knee to the Almighty Trump. At the same time he was saying that…
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California Burnin’ 3: Revenge of the Lib
Well Patriots, today starts the fake investigations. While we’re busy creating news in MAGA land, the Libs are out there starting “investigations” to find out the “real causes” of the problems with fighting the Radical Left California Fires. We all know how these Lib investigations go: they pretend to set real investigations into motion, they…
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California Burnin’ Part 2: The DEI Menace
As California continues to deal with devastating natural disasters, the true Patriots out there are asking the important questions like: Is this happening because of gays and minorities? Also, what Lib deserves the most blame? These, MAGAts, are the truly important questions that the country absolutely should be focusing on. Not “how do we help…
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Not Sayin’, Just Sayin’ I Heard Part II
Dear Patriots, we’re going to discuss more of the absolutely SICK conspiracy theories we hear going around Lib world today. As you may know, our leader was “sentenced” today at the end of the witch hunt about “hush money” payments. First of all, may the first millionaire who hasn’t paid hush money to a pornstar…
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California’s Burnin’, Again
Leave it to those Radical Libs to steal all the headlines, again. Here we go down the road of unlimited news about our Emperor, and all people want to talk about are Liberal fires. Ridiculous. Well, if you haven’t heard, which is nearly impossible, California is on fire again. If it seems like we here…