Patriots! Welcome back to this unprecedented second post of the day for The Faux News! It happened, folks; just as we at The Faux News predicted it would. If you have not checked back into your TikTok app because you assume it is still banned, good news! Also, if you have found this post on TikTok, then you already know, it was saved by Trump and Truth Social!
Here is some background, something happened back in 2020 that we don’t need to talk about that started the whole “should TikTok be banned” controversy. It was not banned at the time, but lawmakers began a four year discussion of the topic. Then Sleepy Joe put forth a law that banned TikTok if it was not sold to an American company. ByteDance, the Chinese owner of TikTok, did not want to sell the company to an American owned company at what would likely be a huge discount for the buyer as everyone in the world knows that they have no choice but to sell if they want to stay in business in America. Enter The Donald.
During his most recent presidential campaign, the one where he won again, Emperor Donald learned a new, valuable lesson; “TikTok good for me.” Influencers hit the web for Former and Future President Trump and helped him to another election win. This was all Trump needed to see to decide that privacy concerns are not that big of a deal here in the year 2025. Nonetheless, Donald’s court finally decided that Americans’ privacy and the infrastructure of the country that could be infiltrated by Chinese hackers through the app were actually worth banning TikTok to keep safe.
Perfect timing for About-to-be-President Trump (no, Libs, that is not why the Trump appointment dominated Supreme Court finally decided to make a ruling, just for him to be able to come in and look like a hero by overturning the ban. What would you even say that, Libs?). All it took was a truth. Mr. SuperTrump took to his own social media app (the best social media app in the opinion of The Faux News, despite us refusing to join it!) and truthed that he would overturn the law as president. Can he do it? Most people doubt it being as it is a law put into place and accepted by the courts, but that didn’t stop everyone from believing his post! Yes, America, based on a single post on the fifth or sixth most popular social media app in America two of the nuggets technological companies put their money on the line by reinstating TikTok only hours after removing it. This is the America I love, folks! Jump right in, earn a few bucks, and **** the consequences!
The moral of this story is, we are in for the best four years America has ever seen! Welcome back to MAGAmerica!
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