Well Patriots, today starts the fake investigations. While we’re busy creating news in MAGA land, the Libs are out there starting “investigations” to find out the “real causes” of the problems with fighting the Radical Left California Fires. We all know how these Lib investigations go: they pretend to set real investigations into motion, they fill some building with representatives and argue about the facts, then they drum up lies about the person or people being investigated when they can’t find any real answers because the whole thing was fake in the first place. Oh, wait, that’s us again. Well, either way, their investigation will definitely stir up a bunch of fake news.
Meanwhile, the Patriots like us will still be out there distributing our own brand of news: alternative facts. In referring to that, the so-called Governor of California has been busy not just with starting investigations, but also setting up websites meant to debunk our alternative reality! How low will these Libs go? That’s right, the Radical Left Governor of California who never did get busy sweeping his forests and hills because “scientists said that was a ridiculous idea” is out there telling true Patriots what we should and shouldn’t believe! Demagogue Donald taught us during his first term as president that we, as true MAGAts, are not restricted to believing things that are accepted by the mainstream as “facts” and “truth!” We MAGAts go well beyond that! It’s like we are four dimensional in a three dimensional world! We have the ability of looking at “facts” and determining if we want to believe them! If, say, some “expert” says, “immigration has helped the American economy to grow,” but we true Patriots would rather believe that only the true, white Americans have been the driving force behind the economy for generations, we believe our own explanation instead! It’s as simple as that! Then life is much less complicated and we don’t have that weird feeling in the pit of our stomach, like we’re doing the wrong thing or something.
Anyway, investigations. Much like our alternative facts, we run alternative investigations. Our investigations end with opinions and insults while Lib investigations end with “facts.” If we choose not to believe the facts that come out of the investigations, then we MAGAts are free to do that! Remember, four dimensional reality for us! Lets say their investigation shows that there simply wasn’t enough water for all the hydrants at the same time because it is a physical impossibility to have that much pressure and water at the same time, we can say “no thanks!” We can simply tell them that we believe it’s because all of those illegal immigrants were so thirsty from crossing the border that they’re drinking all of the water! Or we can do what the farmers on Highway 5 do in California and say that Newsom is dumping all of the water in the ocean! Are either of those things “facts?” Nope. But that won’t keep us MAGAts from saying, “No thanks, I’ll create my own fantasy!”
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